A: A waist of time Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
You go on ahead and I'll hang around Q: What washes up on very small beaches? Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers? Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
A: a New Jersey Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?
A: Cool Music Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
A: A Gummy Bear Q: What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
A: He pulled a muscle Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?